whats up?It smells weird around here.
Im getting my wisdom teeth out next week I think Friday but I know its next week. No one tells me anything so Ill learn the day before and they will be like "Hey get ready to go." and Ill be like "... were? << >>"
I have to get my drivers license renewed.
My mom went back up to the cabin and I stayed behind.
I’m not wearing deodorant.
I ate culvers kids cheese burger ... do those have an age limit?
hmmm I just got a video message from my aunt of Mt. Rushmore that’s cool!
What does snoop dog use to wash his whites?
Bleeoch.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It will be a minuet before I get hard, I just got laid by a chick.
Whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
what’s black and white and laughing?
The penguin that pushed him.
How many dragon ball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but its going to take about 6 episodes.
Why did the tomato blush?
because its on the salad dressing.
two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted!
Why do cows wear bells?
because their horns dont work.
Luke sky Walker and Darth Vader are locked in mortal combat.
Darth Vader pulls Luke close to him and says. "I know what your getting for christmas!" Luke gasps and yells
"What? How? Thats impossible!"
"I felt your presents."
... I lost the game.
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How can a funeral go well? =/
Haha, yeah HAVE FUN. XD Get ready to be a frog for a week. and barely be able to open your mouth for a week...and not have enough pain pills to calm the constant killer ache in your jaw...XD You going under or you just going numb?
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Well We celebrated Susans life and the service was really pretty.
I dont know why but Im actually really excited for it, just ask my mom. She thinks Im weird but thats cool too XD
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all your dreams are dead.
Eh, I guess there is that. XD;
Yeeeeah, don't be. You go in a room and they put an iv in your arm, then they put a clip on your finger, have you swollow a pill with little to no water and then put a mask of laughing gas over your face. And you're like, "How is this going to make me sleep? Am I going to be awake through this procedure? Well this is stupi-"and then the next thing you know you're groggily getting out of the chair with a numbing pain in your mouth.
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Awsome! XDD! lol Im not to worried about it *shrugs*
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all your dreams are dead.
Yeeeeah...awesome...>>...<< *Cough*
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